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TUFF Agents S3 Ep12: Quacky Dinner

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One day at TUFF, I was making odd faces while looking at my right ear. Dudley and Kitty arrived to see.

Dudley: Uh, Eli?

Eli: Hold on Dudley. OK. You almost got it.

Kitty: What's going on here?

Eli: I'll tell you...In a moment. I think I feel it moving.

Then a wax ball popped out of my ear. The Chief then came out as well.

Eli: Thanks, Chief. My ear is now clear.

Dudley: Chief, what were you doing in Eli's ear?

Chief: Well he told me his ear was stuffed up, so he asked if I could go in and clear it out for him.

Kitty: Wasn't it gross in there?

Chief: A little bit, but I've been in grosser places before.

Dudley: OK. Anyway, I've got some news. Tonight I'm taking Kitty out for dinner.

Eli: Good for you, Dudley. Good for you. Where are you going?

Kitty: He hasn't told me yet. Where are we going Dudley?

Dudley got out the brochure.

Dudley: We're going to Quacky's Diner.

Kitty: What? Are you crazy?

Eli: Kitty has a point. Why don't you take her to Our Old Hang Out?

Dudley: What do you mean? We don't have an old hang out.

Eli: No. The restaurant called "Our Old Hang Out." The one where you met with Jack Rabbit in Kitty's body.

Kitty: You went to "Our Old Hang Out" in my body, Dudley?

Dudley: Yeah, and the food was delicious.

Kitty: Don't remind me. That stuff went into my body instead of yours since, you know, were using my body.

Dudley: Yeah. I'm sorry about that.

Eli: Dudley, I know you like Quacky the Duck so much, but don't you remember all those times he tried to frame you, annihilate you, and get rid of you?

Dudley: Come on, Eli. People can change.

Eli: I don't think he'll change, Dudley. This is most definitely a trap.

Kitty: I agree. I think it's better if we go someplace else for dinner, Dudley.

Just then Katty came in very excited.

Kitty: Katty, why are you so excited about?

Katty: Derek is taking me out for dinner tonight.

Eli: Where?

Katty: Here's the brochure.

The brochure was the same as Dudley's.

Kitty: Oh no. Not you too.

Katty: What?

Kitty: Quacky is a criminal. A trap maker. Derek seriously doesn't know that?

Dudley: We could do a double date, Kitty.

Kitty: Oh. Alright.

I face palmed because I couldn't believe Kitty had just said that.

Dudley: Maybe you could bring a date too, Eli.

Eli: Dudley, first off, I don't have a girlfriend. Second, I wouldn't go anyplace that involved Quacky. It is so obviously a trap.

Dudley: Fine, you're a bigger party pooper than Kitty.

Kitty: I am not a party pooper!

Dudley: Yeah you are!

Dudley and Kitty started to smack each other, but I stopped them.

Eli: Stop it you two. It's not nice to fight with each other.

Later that night, Dudley and Derek were dressed up and waiting for their dates.

Derek: My brother told me all about Kitty. He told me that one time, he was going to date her, but you guys beat him up with a hammer and he got stuck inside the water jug.

Dudley: I admit that was kind of funny. :giggle: But Kitty didn't think so.

Just then, Kitty and Katty showed up in their date dresses. Kitty was wearing the same one she wore when she was expecting Eric to arrive, but got Derek instead. And Katty wore a gray version of the same dress.

Dudley: Looking good, ladies.

Kitty: Thanks, Dudley.

Katty: Ready to go out?

Dudley & Derek: We sure are.

They then looked over to me.

Dudley: Are you sure you don't want to come along too, Eli?

Eli: I am sure. It's obviously a trap. Just don't blame me if you end up getting caught up in a trap. All I did was warn you and you didn't listen to me.

Dudley: Fine then.

And they soon left. Just then, Cat, Shine and Michael showed up.

Cat: Hey, Eli.

Eli: Hey Cat, Shine, Michael.

Michael & Shine: Hey.

Michael: We heard that Aunts Kitty and Katty went on a date tonight.

Shine: I am a bit surprised Aunt Kitty decided to go out with Dudley considering their begins.

Eli: Dudley isn't so bad.

Cat: So where did they go out to?

Eli: They went to a restaurant made by Quacky the Duck, and I don't trust him.

Cat: We all don't trust him, Eli.

Eli: Well, Dudley trusts him. And Katty apparently does.

Cat: Katty's only been on the team for a year. She's never met Quacky.

Eli: Anyway, I'm going to investigate to see what he's up to. Are you all going to help me?

Shine: Sure, Eli.

Michael: Anything to help Aunts Kitty and Katty.

Cat: Yeah. My two big sisters are possibly in trouble.

Eli: OK.

Meanwhile at the Restaurant...

Quacky: Everything seems to be going as planned. How's the soup, Sharing Moose?

Sharing Moose: It's almost finished, Quacky. Once Agent Puppy and his date look at this soup, he'll drift off to a deep sleep. Just long enough for us to tie them up.

Quacky: Good thinking. Anyway, I brought over this big shark tank.

Sharing Moose: Where did you get that from?

Quacky: I stole it from an alley earlier.

Meanwhile at DOOM....

Larry: Snaptrap, maybe you could think better if you walked around a bit. I always think better walking around.

Snaptrap: Shut it, Larry.

Snaptrap pushed the button and Larry was thrown into the shark tank, but instead of hearing Larry crying out because he was getting bitten, he just heard a thump noise.

Larry: Ow. Hey, where are the sharks?

Snaptrap: What are you talking about?

Snaptrap went over to see the Shark Tank was missing.

Snaptrap: Hey, what happened to our shark tank.

Larry: Maybe somebody stole it.

Back at TUFF, Cat, Michael, Shine and I were getting ready to investigate Quacky's restaurant when Snaptrap called in.

Snaptrap: It is I, Verminous Snaptrap.

Shine: What evil plan are you planning on this time?

Snaptrap: Actually, I called to let you know somebody stole our shark tank.

Shine:....Really?

Snaptrap: Yes. I don't have any evil ideas right now. Usually that would be a lie, but it isn't this time. Look.

Snaptrap showed us where the shark tank usually was, but wasn't there now.

Cat: Do you really expect us to help you?

Eli: We've got bigger problems than worrying about your shark tank, that you probably are just hiding somewhere at DOOM.

Snaptrap: I'm not hiding it. Really.

Michael: We don't have time for this.

Michael got out the remote.

Snaptrap: Wait, please don't....

Michael turned off the screen before Snaptrap could finish.

Cat: OK. Now to save my sisters.

Eli: And their dates.

Dudley, Kitty, Katty and Derek arrived at the restaurant.

Quacky: Welcome to Quacky's Diner. I'm your host, Quacky. Here to trap-I mean treat you to a fancy end-I mean dinner.

Kitty: We're on to you, Quacky.

Katty: What do you mean, Kitty?

Quacky: Sharing Moose, please seat our guests.

Sharing Moose: Right, Quacky.

Sharing Moose took them to a table for four.

Sharing Moose: Have a seat. You're dinner will be coming soon.

After Sharing Moose left, our heroes sat down.

Dudley: This is a nice place, isn't it?

Derek: Yep. I agree.

Kitty: I once imaged Eric taking me to a place like this. Shame that's not going to happen now. :(

Katty smiled at her sister to cheer her up.

Katty: So, how is that brother of yours, Derek?

Derek: He couldn't find a new place to work, so he decided to just leave Petropolis. Did he tell you about the county he made and named after you, Kitty?

Kitty: You mean Kitaly?

Derek: Yeah, well. He's there now and he decided to rename it Eritopia. Also, it doesn't look like you anymore.

Kitty: Well I'm glad for that. I never thought I'd say that the first day I laid eyes on him.

Katty just smiled in response.

Derek: I wonder how he's doing, all alone there. With nobody to keep company.

We then show Eric wearing his crown, sitting on a throne, but looked sad because there was nobody else there. Meanwhile, outside the restaurant, Cat, Shine, Michael and I were investigating through the windows of the restaurant. We could see them sitting down.

Shine: What's going on?

Eli: The Sharing Moose just seated them at their table. He hasn't brought out their food yet.

Michael: When should we go in, Mom?

Cat: I think Eli wants to wait until after the trap is revealed. He doesn't know for sure that it is a trap or if Quacky as truly changed.

Eli: She's right. But Quacky most obviously hasn't changed.

We waiting in the window for a while until the Sharing Moose finally brought in some plates. They had bowls on top of them.

Sharing Moose: Here's your food. Hope you enjoy it.

Dudley: Oh man. I wonder what it could be. I hope it's bacon! I love bacon!

Katty: I hope that it's some tuna.

Derek: I hope it's cheese.

Dudley: What?

Derek: What do you mean? Cheese is delicious.

Dudley: Unusual of a cat to really like cheese all that much.

Kitty: Let's just lift them up and see.

So they all lifted their plates up to find soup bowls. But they weren't ordinary soup bowls, they were hypnotizing soup bowls. Once they took a look inside, they felt asleep.

Quacky: We got them, Sharing Moose. Now to tie them up.

Cat: Uh oh. This is not good.

Shine: It was a trap. You were right, Eli.

Eli: We've got to go in and save them. But how? How can we get it without Quacky catching us?

Cat: Follow me. I have an idea.

Cat got out her grappling hook and we grabbed onto to her as she pulled us to the roof.

Cat: There has to be an air shaft up here somewhere.

Michae: It's over there.

We ran to the air shaft and climbed in. By the time we got inside, Quacky and the Sharing Moose had already tied Dudley, Kitty, Katty and Derek up and had them on top of the shark tank.

Eli: Oh my!

Cat: I know. He's going to dump them into the shark tank.

Eli: Not just that. Isn't that Snaptrap's shark tank?

Shine: You're right.

Michael: Snaptrap really did loose his shark tank.

Eli: Well that makes Quacky a double offender.

Our 4 tied up heroes woke up.

Dudley: What? What happened.

Kitty: Oh no. It was a trap.

Dudley: You were right, Kitty. We should have gone to "Our Old Hang Out."

Derek: You have an old hang out?

Kitty: No time to explain.

Quacky: So I see you're awake. Anyway, that was hypnotism soup. It hypnotizes anyone who looks into it and falls asleep. We're going to drop you into this shark tank, and then you'll be out of our hair forever.

Sharing Moose: but Quacky, you have feathers.

Quacky: Don't correct me! Now to finish you off.

Cat's voice: Not on our watch.

Quacky: Wh-who said that?

We then busted out of the air vent and landed.

Kitty: Cat!

Dudley: Eli!

Katty: It's good you've come to save us.

Eli: I suspected you were up to something, Quacky. You cannot be trusted, ever!

Quacky: You got that right.

Cat: Shine, wrap them up in a rope.

Shine: Right, Mom.

Shine got out a rope and wrapped the villains up with it. She then tied them up so they couldn't get away.

Eli: Michael, close up the shark tank. I'll go get them down.

Michael: Right, Eli.

Michael went over and pressed the button to close the shark tank. I went up and brought Dudley, Kitty, Katty, and Derek down and untied them.

Kitty: Oh. You saved us.

Katty: Thank you so much.

Eli: You are very welcome.

Quacky: I shall now plot my revenge.

Snaptrap then appeared.

Snaptrap: Hey, that's my line. And that's my shark tank!

After we got Quacky and Sharing Moose to prison, we returned to TUFF.

Dudley: Well, so much for our date.

Kitty: It's OK, Dudley.

Dudley: I'm starting to feel a bit guilty I let Quacky trick me again.

Kitty: :hug:

Dudley: :)

Michael: You guys can still have your date.

Dudley: Really?

Kitty: How?

We cut to a time later where Dudley, Kitty, Katty and Derek were seated at a table. They were placing their orders.

Dudley: I'll take the bacon burger.

Derek: I'll have the grilled cheese.

Kitty: I'll take the tuna sandwich.

Katty: And I'll also take the tuna sandwich.

Their waiter turned out to be Michael.

Michael: OK then.

He was writing them down. He then went into the kitchen where Shine, Cat and I were waiting. We then made their orders.

Eli: This was a smart idea, Michael.

Shine: It sure was.

Michael: Thank you.

So we fixed the dinner and the date went out perfectly.

The End
I got this idea to write a fanfic involving Quacky the Duck and Sharing Moose setting up a fake restaurant and Dudley, Kitty, Derek, and Katty fall for the trap. I as usual suspect Quacky is up to something.

Dudley Puppy, Kitty, Katty and Cat Katswell (Cat is also Madame Catastrophe), The Chief, Snaptrap, Larry, Eric, Derek, Quacky the Duck and Sharing Moose are (C) to Butch Hartman
Michael O'Toole is (C) to Trainman3985
Shine Ortiz is (C) to ShineWubbOrtiz2199
Eli J. Brown is owned by myself
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Do you think you can add me to these Quacky fanfics?