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TUFF Agents S3 Ep6: The New Water Delivery Cat

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One morning at TUFF, I walked into the room.

Eli: Good morning, everyone. Hello?

But no one else was in the room.

Eli: Oh, I'm early. OK. Well, I guess I'll just wait around here until everybody shows up. Man, I'm thirsty. I think I'll go have a cup of water.

So I walk over to the water cooler only to find that it was empty.

Eli: Bother, no water. Uh oh. If there is no water, then that means....

(Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)

Eli: I think I better prepare.

So I go over to the closet.

Eli: It has to be in here somewhere. Aha, here it is.

I found some knight's armor. I took it into the bathroom and changed into it. I lifted the visor.

Eli: There. Now I'll be ready.

I pick up the sword and shield and go over to the water cooler.

Eli: I always runaway whenever you come in, Water Boy, but not today. Today, I am prepared. I'm not afraid. Give me your best shot.

I stood there for a while, completely forgetting that I was thirsty before. I knew that whenever the water cooler ran out, HE would come. Later, I was still standing by the water cooler when Tanner showed up.

Tanner: Eli, what with the knight suit?

Eli: Shows I'm brave. Plus, I never know what he could do to me. Did you see how big he is?
Tanner: True...be right back.

Tanner walked away and came back with golden armor.

Tanner: Okay. Lets do this.

Eli: Alright. He should be here soon.

Just then, Chief arrived.

Chief: What are you two doing?

Tanner: I'm standing around with this golden armor.

Eli: We're just waiting for....a dragon to come in.

Chief: Guys, there are no dragons in Petropolis.

Eli: Andy's technically a dragon.

Chief: That's only in Equestria. Why are you dressed like that?

Tanner: We're playing dungeons and dragons.

Chief: Why are you next to the empty water container then?

Eli: Because the dragon's cave is right over there. (I point to the entrance of the room where Eric usually comes in from)

Chief: Uh, Agent Brown, that's just the exit.

Tanner: We're just using our...Imagination (as he said that, a rainbow comes out of his hands)

Chief: OK.

And with that, the Chief left. Then we thought we hear Eric coming.

Eli: Ah. He's coming. (Puts visor down)

The sounds came closer.

Eli: Alright get ready.

But then, we heard squeaking noises.

Eli: What? Squeaking noises?

Finally, who was making the sounds of foot steps comes in, but it isn't Eric. Instead, it's his brother, Derek. The squeaking was coming from his wagon.

Eli: What? Derek?

Tanner: whoa! O.o

Tanner backed away.

Eli: Why are you here?

Derek: My brother got fired.

Eli: Wasn't that when Snaptrap owned the place?

Derek: He got fired again.

Eli: Why?

Derek: Well, your friend, Kitty Katswell was upset with him for trying to mail her human son away, she told your Chief and he decided that he was not trustworthy and so, he got fired.

Eli: Oh. Well, where is he now?

Derek: Moping at home that he lost both Kitty and his job.

We then cut to Eric at his house crying on the coach.

Eric: I can't believe I lost my job...a-a-and Kitty. :'(

Back with us.

Eli: Doesn't he delivery water in other places too?

Derek: No.

Eli: Oh.

Tanner: So who's going to deliver the water?

Eli: It's Derek here. I guess the Chief decided he'd be better for the job. Oh, just so you know, Derek, Kitty's thinking of dating Dudley, the dog.

Derek: I thought they were just partners.

Tanner: They are, but we think they're becoming more than partners.

Eli: I agree. I suggested they date each other on Valentines Day since Kitty lost Eric and Dudley lost his previous girlfriend. By the way, I wonder why she couldn't be with him anymore?

We then cut to Daisy in a swimsuit, relaxing on a beach in Hawaii.

Daisy: Ah. This is the life. :aww:

Back to us.

Derek: By the way, what's up with the armor?

Tanner: Eli, should I tell the truth?

Eli: No, I'll tell him. Derek, we were expecting your brother to come in and I actually didn't like him because he was interested in Kitty. I also heard about what he tried to do to her son. So, I got this armor and have waited here for him to arrive and then we would battle. He probably wouldn't understand the whole point of it, but that was what I was planning. And Tanner decided to join me. Please don't tell the Chief this, alright?

Tanner: He's telling the truth.

Eli: That was sort of a joke. I bet he'd come in and say "What are you doing?" And then I would just realize that this is pathetic and walk off.

Tanner: Yeah.

Eli: Let's just let Derek do his job and get out of these suits of armor.

Tanner: OK.

So we then left to change out. After we had left, Derek went to get the empty water container out, and put the fill container on. Just then, Katty Katswell came in.

Katty: Ah, what a nice day to be here at TUFF. Now, I wonder what everybody could be d-

She then sees Derek and starts to fall in love. Derek then turns around.

Derek: Oh, hey Kitty. Wait, you're wearing different clothes. You're wearing gray, not black. And why do you have a stripe on your hair?

Katty: I'm not Kitty, I'm Katty. Kitty's twin sister.

Derek: Kitty has a sister?

Katty: Actually four, there's me, Cat, Frankie, and Alicia. So, four.

Derek: Wow.

Katty: So pretty boy, what are you doing tonight?

Derek: Oh. Um...^^; Nothing.

Katty: That's great.

Katty then got out a piece of paper and wrote down something.

Katty: Here's my number. Call me. :D

Derek grabbed the paper and walked off confused. Later, Katty was still thinking about Derek, making Dudley and Kitty wonder.

Kitty: Wow, Katty's been day dreaming a lot lately.

Dudley: Just like how you used to when Eric was here.

Kitty: Please don't bring that name up again. I'm still trying to get over him. :X

Dudley: Sorry.

Kitty walked up to Katty.

Kitty: Hey, Katty.

But Katty said nothing.

Kitty: Katty?

Kitty then tapped Katty on the shoulder.

Katty: AH! Oh, Kitty. It's you.

Kitty: Yeah. Are you feeling alright?

Katty: I'm just fine. This morning, I met with the most handsomest tomcat in the whole world.

Kitty: Oh, I must ask, who might that be.

Katty: The new water delivery cat.

Kitty: New water delivery cat? Oh right because the Chief fired.....that other guy. :X What did this new water delivery cat look like?

Katty: Well, he wore overalls, he wore glasses, and he was kind of scruffy.

Kitty: Overalls, glasses, scruffy, that sounds like...Derek.

Katty: Who?

Kitty: Derek. He's the brother of...the last water delivery cat.

(A flashback of TUFF Sale is shown)

Kitty VO: When TUFF had to be sold to Snaptrap, I got dressed up for...the last guy, but Derek came in instead. Snaptrap got rid of...the last guy to try to make me feel miserable.)

(Flashback ends)

Kitty: But the Chief did it for my own good. I didn't really like Derek because he wasn't as handsome and strong as his brother.

Katty: Well, I like him. I really think he's the guy for me.

Kitty: OK. Maybe we could help you out with him sometime.

Katty: OK.

Kitty walked back to Dudley.

Kitty: Dudley, can you help me out?

Dudley: Sure thing, Kitty. What is it you need?

Kitty: Let's go into the closet first.

So Dudley and Kitty walked into the closet.

Dudley: OK, Kitty. What is it you want?

Kitty: Katty just told me she has a crush on Derek.

Dudley: I thought you said never to mention him again.

Kitty: Not Eric, Derek. Oh great. Now I said it. -_-

Dudley: Derek? Oh yeah, now I remember. What about him?

Kitty: I told Katty I'd help her try and impress him, but I don't know how. Any ideas?

Dudley: Hmmm. Remember that time when you helped me out with Fifi?

Kitty: Except that was the Chameleon.

Dudley: True, but still.

Kitty: Well, I suppose that could work. Could you perhaps talk to Derek and let him know how great Katty is?

Dudley: So thing, Kitty.

So the next day, Derek showed up with the water.

Dudley: Hi Derek.

Derek: GAH!

Derek was so surprised, he dropped the water container.

Derek: Sorry, you scared me. What are you doing?

Dudley: Well, I just wanted to tell you how great Katty is.

Derek: Um...OK. Wait, do you mean Kitty's sister? The one with the stripe on her head?

Dudley: Yep.

Derek: Well, I just met her yesterday and she gave me her phone number. I don't know if I should actually call her.

Dudley: Well, why don't you give it a try? I can help.

Derek: OK.

So later at Dudley's house, Dudley helped Derek to call Katty.

Dudley: OK. Just say everything that I say and you'll be going on a roll.

Derek: OK.

So Derek dialed Katty's number. Katty picked up the phone.

Katty: Hello?

Dudley: (To Derek) Hello, Katty, it's me, Derek.

Derek: Hello, Katty, it's me, Derek.

Katty: Oh, Derek. Nice to hear from you. Why are you calling me?

Derek: (To Dudley) Why am I calling her?

Dudley: You want to ask her out.

Derek: (Back in the phone) Because I want to ask you out.

Katty: Oh. That's wonderful. Where are we going out to?

Derek turned back to Dudley.

Derek: She asked where I'm taking her to.

Dudley: Tell her the Chinese Buffet.

Derek went back to the phone.

Derek: To the Chinese Buffet.

Katty: Oh, that's great. When?

Derek turned to Dudley.

Derek: When?

Dudley: Uh....Saturday night?

Derek went back to the phone.

Derek: Saturday night.

Katty: That's great. See you then.

After they hang up, Derek was worried.

Derek: The Chinese Buffet? I've never been there.

Dudley: No worries, I'll cover for you.

Derek: Huh?

Dudley: I'll take care of paying for it. I got the MoosterCard to help. (Referencing back to "Freaky Spy-Day")

So on Saturday night, Derek did take Katty to the Chinese Buffet.

Mr. Wong: Hello, and how can I help you tonight.

Derek: I'd like a table for two, please.

Mr. Wong: Sure thing.

Katty: Wow. I think I remember coming here. I think I was doing one of those robberies that one time.

Derek: Robberies?! You mean...you're a crook?

Katty: Not exactly. You see, I got hypnotized when I was trying to save my sister, Cat, but then she managed to help me break free from the hypnotism.

Derek: Oh.

Katty: So I'm completely reformed.

Derek: That's good. I'd sure hate to be dating a criminal.

Katty: So would I.

They were then seated. They got their food and were going to eat when suddenly, they heard a violin playing. It was Kitty.

Katty: Kitty?

Kitty: Just enjoy your dinner. I'm playing music for you.

Dudley: Great job, Kitty.

Kitty: Thanks, Dudley. Happy to help out my sister.

After dinner, Katty and Derek went outside the dinner and talked.

Derek: Did you like the food?

Katty: Yes. It was wonderful. Shall we go out again next weekend.

Derek: Well, I'm not doing anything, so I suppose so.

And with that, Derek left. Kitty and Dudley came up to Katty.

Kitty: You did great, sis.

Katty: Thanks Kitty.

Dudley: Anytime.

The End....

The Chameleon then pops in.

Chameleon: Wait, you forgot the bad guy!

Tanner and I then come in and knock the Chameleon out.

Eli: Take that, Chameleon.

Now it's The End.
Here's another fanfic also staring a Katty and Derek romance because, why not?

Notes about this fanfic:

1. Eric's first appearance since Season 1's Brain Attack.
2. Daisy and Derek's first appearance in my series.

Dudley Puppy, Kitty Katswell, Katty, The Chief, Eric, Derek, Daisy, Mr. Wong and the Chameleon are (C) to Butch Hartman
Eli J. Brown is (C) to me
Tanner is (C) to Yoshikingmaster
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solid32's avatar
I was thinking in how-will-look some scenes as I read it, this could be like a TUFF Puppy episode! It's funny, got some weird scenes and my favourites characters.
Just have a question: Why Kitty have four sisters? She only have her twin Katty.
Anyway, I liked to read it, very good idea partner!!Clap La la la la :D (Big Grin) :happybounce: +fav