TUFF Agents S4E9: Dudley and Kitty's Day Out

(There's no villain featured in this fanfic. So if you were hoping for some action, this isn't the fanfic for you.)

One day at TUFF, Dudley, Derek and I were in the snack room at TUFF. It was a couple of days before Valentines Day.

Dudley: Ugh. You know, I don't know what I can do for Kitty this year for Valentines Day.

Derek: I'm with you there, Dudley. It's my first Valentines Day with Katty and I'm not sure what I could do for her.

Dudley: Any advise, Eli? You did suggest to me to ask Kitty out for Valentines Day last year.

Eli: That's true. What did you do with her last year?

Dudley: She and I went out for dinner.

Eli: Maybe you could do that again this year?

Dudley: I don't know. I think I should have it be extra special this year since it is our first Valentines Day since marriage.

Eli: Hmmm. Maybe you could take her to a museum?

Dudley: There's nothing special about any museum.

Eli: Maybe not from your point of view, but I'm sure Kitty would like it.

Dudley: I guess you're right. Besides, she did go undercover as a tour guide at the Petropolis Museum on the day we first met. So maybe I could take her there.

Eli: What about a different museum?

Dudley: A different museum? Like where?

Eli: Maybe somewhere in a nearby city outside Petropolis. Maybe you could go to one in the city where Matthew's cousin lives.

Dudley: But we'd need to take the train to get there.

Eli: You could still do it. Besides, this is a special occasion for you and Kitty.

Dudley: OK. I suppose it could be worth it.

Derek: Maybe I could take Katty to the Petropolis Museum. It might not be as special as where you're going, Dudley. But I'm sure Katty will enjoy it.

Dudley: And hopefully this time, she doesn't try to steal the 14-Karat Gold Fish Bowl like she did back when she was evil.

Matthew: Did someone say "carrot"?

Eli: 14-Karat Gold Fish Bowl, Matthew. Not the vegetable.

Matthew: Oh.

Dudley: By the way, Matt, I'm thinking of taking Kitty to a museum in the city where your cousin lives. Does she know of any good places?

Matthew: I don't know. I could ask her on Facebeak.

Dudley: OK. Thanks.

Derek: So what are you doing for Valentines Day, Eli?

Eli: Nothing really. Renae and I are just planning on celebrating my birthday this year.

Derek: Your birthday?

Eli: Yes. It's on Valentines Day. Didn't I tell you?

Derek: I don't think so.

Eli: Well. It is. But I'm single at the moment, but I've never really celebrated Valentines Day anyway since, you know, my birthday.

Derek: OK.

Later on, Dudley came back from a mission and Matthew was waiting for him.

Matthew: Hey Dudley, I asked my cousin if there was a museum in her city and she says that she knows of a great museum that cats would like to go to.

Dudley: Really? What's it called?

Matthew: It's the "History of Cats Museum." My cousin is also surprised that that villain she and her friends were fighting never made a monster out of any of the things in that museum.

Dudley: Oh really? Speaking of which, is that villain still around?

Matthew: No. She told me that at the end of last year, they were able to defeat him and seal him away for good. So the earth is safe for now.

Dudley: That's good. I was worried he'd try to launch an evil attack on us while we were there.

Matthew: Nope. It's safe.

Dudley: That's good. Thanks for helping out, Matt.

On the morning of Valentines Day, the Katswell Puppy family living at the apartment was having breakfast. (They're in their pajamas.)

Kitty: OK, so we all have a plan for today, right?

Robyn: That's right, Mom. You and Dad are going to a museum in that other city while Andy and I go spend the day with Keswick, Tammy, Matthew, and Alison.

Andy: But what about RJ?

Kitty: Aunt Frankie agreed to come over and watch after her. It'll be her and Cody's way of spending their Valentines Day.

Andy: Oh cool.

Dudley: Keswick, Tammy and Alison should be here at any moment. Mom and I will wait until Cody and Aunt Frankie show up before we leave.

Robyn: And Matthew will meet us at the first place where we are meeting.

Kitty: OK. That's good. Now we better all get dressed before they arrive.

Dudley: You know, Kitty, maybe since this is our first Valentines Day since getting married, maybe you could wear a special outfit today.

Kitty: Hmm. Maybe I should.

Dudley: Should I as well?

Kitty: You don't have to, Dudley. You're just fine.

Dudley: OK.

(Time passes to when Dudley, Andy and Robyn had gotten dressed.)

Robyn: So Mom is still getting dressed?

Dudley: I guess so. Maybe she's having trouble finding the outfit she wanted to wear.

(The doorbell rings. Dudley goes to open it to find Keswick, Tammy and Alison)

Dudley: Oh hey, guys.

Keswick: Hello, Dudley. So I heard you and Kitty are going out of town for the day.

Dudley: We sure are. I'm taking her to a History Museum about cats.

Tammy: That there sounds sweet, Dudley. By the way, where is Kitty?

Dudley: Getting dressed. I guess you kids can go now. I'll let Mom known you went out.

Andy: OK, Dad.

(Robyn and Andy walk out to join with Keswick, Tammy and Alison)

Dudley: Have fun, kids.

Robyn: We will. See you later, Dad. (Waves)

Dudley: (Closes the door)

Kitty: (OS) Did Andy and Robyn leave?

Dudley: Yes they did, Kitty.

Kitty: (OS) OK. Anyway, I'm dressed now.

Dudley: Great. Let me see what you have in.

Kitty: (Walks in wearing the French Girl outfit she wore in "Lights Camera Quaction". The outfit where she wore a red hat and skirt, white shoes and a striped top.) What do you think?

Dudley: Oh my....Kitty....you look great.

Kitty: Really?

Dudley: Yes indeed. Also, I think I've seen that outfit before.

Kitty: Yes, it's the one that I wore in that movie Quacky was filming to trick us into stealing from Fort Ox that one time.

Dudley: Oh yeah. Now I remember. And you still have this outfit?

Kitty: Yep. I've held onto it ever since. I actually came up with the costume myself. Quacky said I could choose the costume.

Dudley: Oh I see. I don't think I've even noticed how lovely you look in that. Must have been too excited to be in the movie.

Kitty:

(There's a knock on the door. Kitty answers it to find Cody and Frankie)

Kitty: Hey, Frankie. Hey, Cody. Thanks for helping us out.

Frankie: No problem, sis. Nice outfit, by the way.

Kitty: Thanks.

Dudley: Well, we better be on our way.

Cody: OK. Have a good time, you guys.

Kitty: We will.

Dudley: We'll see you guys later.

Frankie: OK. Bye.

And with that Dudley and Kitty went on their way and Frankie and Cody went in. Later on in the city the museum was at, they were on the road to the museum. Kitty was driving the car while Dudley was reading the directions to Kitty. He couldn't drive and check the directions.

Kitty: So where is this museum, Dudley?

Dudley: It's to the left. (Kitty drives to the left)  OK. Now just a few blocks ahead. (Kitty drives for a while) Now to turn right. (Kitty turns right) We're here.

(Dudley and Kitty get out of the car. They looked up and this museum was a lot bigger than the one in Petropolis.)

Kitty: Wow. This place is huge.

Dudley: I'll say. Why don't we go on in?

(Dudley and Kitty grab each others hands and walks in.)

Kitty: (Looks around) Wow. This place is amazing.

Inside where some statues of cats from different points in time. There were statues of cats from Ancient Egypt, Colonial times, Roman times, and so much more.

Dudley: What should we go and see first, Kitty?

Kitty: Gee. It's so hard to choose. There's just so much I'd like to see.

Dudley: I find the old western exhibit to be pretty interesting.

Kitty: OK. I suppose we could go that way.

So they went on over to the western exhibit. In there, there were all sorts of things such as cowboy stuff, paintings of bank robberies, and old wagons.

Kitty: (Notices what appears to be a statue exhibit, but there is no statue.) What's this? (Reads) This here is a statue of Kerry C. Katswell. (Not reading) Oh, he must have been one of my ancestors.

Dudley: Wow. That's amazing how this museum has some of your ancestry history.

Kitty: (Back to reading) He once stopped a bank robbery in this old western town. This statue was made in his honor. (Not reading) Well, then where is the statue?

Male Cheetah Guard: It's been missing since last year. I was working a night shift one night and I saw a flash coming from this room. When I came in the investigate, the statue was gone. I'm not sure what the flash could have been about, but I'm guessing the statue either had been destroyed with dynamite or the person who kidnapped it first took it's picture. I'm not sure why a robber would want to take a picture of the statue they were stealing, but apparently somebody did. We're still on the case of it, though.

Dudley: We could probably help out. We are secret agents in our home town.

Kitty: But the chief hasn't assigned us this mission, Dudley.

Dudley: Oh right.

(In the background, a door pops open with a single glowing red eye, and then closes without anybody noticing)

Kitty: So what shall we look at next?

Dudley: How about we just walk down and come across whatever we come across.

Kitty: OK.

(Walks into the next room)

The next room they went to was the History of Rome room. In one of the exhibits was a model of the Colosseum.

Dudley: Wow. Look at this, a model of the Columinus.

Kitty: It's Colosseum, Dudley. And take a look.

Dudley: (Looks to see a model of a cat princess with her father on the top row and a white dog in the center of the Colosseum in front of two doors.) What's this? There's a dog in there? I thought this museum was a History Museum for cats. Not dogs.

Kitty: But read this, Dudley. (Points to the info box)

Dudley: (Reads) This here is an exhibit of a cat princess who was in love with this dog who was on a trial for a crime. He had to choose between two doors. One door had a beautiful girl behind it and the other had a tiger behind it. The dog had to choose between the two doors. The princess gave the dog a signal as to which door to open. (Stops reading) Huh, it doesn't even say which door she told him to open.

Kitty: It is a good question, though.

Dudley: I hope he picked the door with the girl behind it.

Kitty: But the princess loved him.

Dudley: Uh...couldn't he have told the girl he loved the princess?

Kitty: I don't know, Dudley.

Dudley: Let's move on. This is confusing. (Walks off)

Kitty: (Follows him)

In the next room, they came across a giant yarn ball. It was very very very big. Kitty just couldn't get her eyes of it and her eyes started to go into a hypnotic state.

Dudley: Uh, Kitty? Are you OK?

Kitty: (Doesn't answer and tries to pounce onto it.)

Dudley: (Gasps) (Grabs her tail)

Kitty: (Gets out of hypnotic state) Dudley, what did you do that for? (Swings her tail over into her hands)

Dudley: I'm sorry, Kitty. But you were about to pounce on that big yarn ball and I didn't want you to get into trouble.

Kitty: I was? (Looks over to it) Oh. Thanks for stopping me, though.

Dudley: No problem. (Hugs Kitty)

Kitty: (Returns the hug)

(Suddenly, Dudley hears a growling noise. He backs away to find it was just Kitty's tummy rumbling)

Kitty: Oh my. I guess this exploring has gotten me hungry.

Dudley: Me, too. Let's see what the food court has.

Kitty: Alright.

They soon arrived at the food court. In the court was a fountain in the center of it with all sorts of tables in the room. Dudley and Kitty went up to the buffet. On the buffet included sandwiches, pizzas, chips, and some desserts.

Dudley: Hmmm. I think I'll take a PBnJ sandwich and some chips. And a cookie.

Kitty: I'll go with the anchovies pizza.

Dudley: Alright. Let's get our stuff and check out. It's all on me.

Kitty:

(They picked up their stuff and went to the check out desk.)

Male Bear Cashier: Is that it?

Dudley: Yes. (Hands his credit card over to the cashier. Don't worry, it's his own credit card. Not the chief's or Kitty's)

(Dudley and Kitty picked up their food and sat down to eat)

Kitty: It was nice of you to pay for both of us, Dudley. I would think you'd expect me to pay for it all.

Dudley: Hey, I've changed since then. Besides, this is my Valentines gift for you, Kitty.

Kitty: (Takes a bite of her pizza)

Dudley: (Takes a bite of his sandwich)

(After the meal)

Dudley: Well. I'm full.

Kitty: Me, too. (Rubs her tummy) So where shall we go now?

Dudley: (Looks at a doorway) How about wherever that goes? (Points)

Kitty: (Looks to where he points) OK, then.

So Dudley and Kitty got up and went over to the doorway. When they went in through the doors, they saw that it was an art gallery.

Kitty: I wonder what this room is suppose to be?

Dudley: It seems like an art gallery to me.

Kitty: (Sees the sign) It says here this is the history of art done by cats.

Dudley: Oh. I see.

(They take a look around the room for a bit. Then they come to one of the Eiffel Tower.)

Kitty: Hey look, it's a painting of the Eiffel Tower.

Dudley: Hey, considering you're wearing your French Girl outfit, how about I take a picture of you in front of it?

Kitty: Good idea, Dudley.

(Dudley gets out his camera and Kitty poses in front of the painting. Dudley then takes the picture.)

Dudley: OK. That was pretty good.

Kitty:

Evening then came along and Dudley and Kitty left the building through the front door.

Kitty: That was a wonderful Valentines gift, Dudley. Thanks for bringing me here.

Dudley: You're welcome. I just wanted to do something really special for you.

Kitty:

Dudley: O_O

Kitty: Well, we better head back to Petropolis. I'm sure the kids will be getting done with their day out as well.

(They start to walk)

Dudley: I certainly can't wait to hear how their day went.

(Inside the museum, in the room with the missing statue, the mysterious door opened again. This time, two glowing red eyes appeared and an evil laugh is heard.)

The End